By Lady Sibylla of Glyndmere
Inspiration: Original<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Y\u2019 daren\u2019t be goin\u2019 ta Glyndmere
Y\u2019 daren\u2019t even darken the door!
There\u2019s a troll ya see
He\u2019s bigger than me
So mind y\u2019 don\u2019t ignore, ignore
So mind y\u2019 don\u2019t ignore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
His feet are in the basement
His hands so big an\u2019 strong
He can pluck off yer head
So you\u2019ll be dead
An\u2019 his arms can reach third floor, third floor!
His arms can reach third floor!
Y\u2019 daren\u2019t be goin\u2019 ta Glyndmere
Y\u2019 daren\u2019t even darken the door!
They use hammers y\u2019 see
On anvils, there\u2019s three
And black iron lays \u2019bout the floor, the floor
And black iron lays \u2019bout the floor
The forge is always goin\u2019
Hot pokers red a glow
An\u2019 the smoke is thick
It\u2019ll blind ya quick
Y\u2019ll find yer way no more, no more
Y\u2019ll find yer way no more
Y\u2019 daren\u2019t be goin\u2019 ta Glyndmere
Y\u2019 daren\u2019t even darken the door!
They\u2019ve hawks ya see
Big as dragons they\u2019d be
You\u2019d look like dinner for sure, for sure
You\u2019d look like dinner for sure
Now the mead is always flowin\u2019
And the ale is very brown
But the doors \u2018r too big
To push to escape
And the dragon \u2018ll get ya be warned, be warned
And the dragon \u2018ll get ya be warned
Y\u2019 daren\u2019t be goin\u2019 ta Glyndmere
Y\u2019 daren\u2019t even darken the door!
Lest ye ha bread to feed
To the heathens and beast
Do listen I implore, implore
Do listen I implore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It\u2019s danger to be goin\u2019
You\u2019d be mad condemned and more!
But lure\u2019s too good
The witch, she can cook
Y\u2019d be darin\u2019 to darken the door, the door
Y\u2019d be darin\u2019 to darken the door
Y\u2019d be darin\u2019 ta darken the doooooooor!
Y\u2019d be darin\u2019 ta darken the door!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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