By Lady Sibylla of Glyndmere
Inspiration: The Teddy Bears Picnic Song
If you go out in the woods today you’re in for a big surprise
If you go out in the woods today protect yourself, no lies
For every man that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today’s the day the armored men go ballistic!
Chorus
Woods Battle Day for armored men
The armored men are to capture bloodied flags today
Bashing, slashing, crippling,
And see them scramble on their knees and pray
See them struggle with their foes
They strike their mighty blows
And clashing shields ring in the air
At cannon’s blast the marshals of Pennsic
Will examine their helms and heads
Because their grins are stretched from ear to ear
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If you go out in the woods today you’d better not go alone
It’s bloody out in the woods today be safer to stay at home
For every knight that ever there was
Will gather their for certain because
Today’s the day the knighted go ballistic!
*** Chorus ***
Every woman in arms is good they are sure of a treat today
There’s plenty of armored men to beat they’ll kill you with no delays
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They’ll hide and seek, take you out at the knees
Today’s the day the Ladies go ballistic!
*** Chorus ***